Q: Why are some people 70 years old and dressing in nappies and tall black socks that they wear on the outside of their clothes?
Q: Would lightning be faster if it didn't zig-zag?
Count Sneaky
A: Well, yeah. But, lightning is very dramatic. If it quickly darted onto the earth in a straight line we would prolly miss it totally.
A: Yes, but by only 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000th of a second.
Al Willen
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Q: What do you need when you mix Belgium waffles with French Bread and English muffins? (NATO potatoes?)
Count Sneaky
A: Ha! Yes. AND, you need a yeast-seeking plunger for your clogged blood vessels. ATTN KIDS: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
A: The losing entry in the "Top Chef" competition.
Al Willen
Q: What games do the mice play when the cats away? (Mousekateer Trivia?)
Count Sneaky
A: Mousekateer Trivia for ONE. They also like Uno, Go Fish and Monotony. Then again, they pretty much appreciate any game that doesn't get them stranded between the top and bottom rows of fangs from the one for whom the others call, "Rodney". There are HUMANS who are afraid of Rodney! He's cute, but...he's got that top and bottom row and those rows aint for smilin'.
A: Cat-trap.
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